Breaking News: Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated nuclear engineers have managed to contain the Sock-nuclear Disaster in the lower levels of the laundry room.
We are pleased to report that the situation is under control, and all socks are accounted for. However, we are still searching for the missing sole-mates.
Our team of experts is working tirelessly to resolve this crisis, and we are confident that we will find a solution soon. In the meantime, please do not attempt to enter the laundry room without proper hazmat gear.
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