Because reality is just too boring, we've decided to create a rift in the fabric of space-time, allowing you to contact us from any dimension.
1234 Quantum Flapjack Lane, Transdimensional HQ
1-800-CALL-FLAP
Please note that our dimension-hopping contact form may cause unintended consequences. Prolonged use may lead to spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, or an increased risk of being eaten by a T-Rex. Use at your own risk.