Sock-Color Predictions

Because you've been wondering, and also because you're probably wearing mismatched socks

Welcome to the most absurdly accurate sock color predictions in the land! Our team of highly trained sock gurus have crunched the numbers and made some bold predictions for you.

Will your socks turn plaid tomorrow? Will they suddenly shift into neon? Or will they inexplicably turn brown and make you question the very fabric of reality?

Stay tuned for more updates, or just go ahead and check our Sock-Color-Prediction-History for some laughs.

Disclaimer: Our predictions are not actually accurate, and you're probably wearing the same socks as yesterday.

Current Predictions:

Socks Will Turn Plaid Tomorrow

Our algorithms have spoken, and it's official: your socks will turn plaid tomorrow. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Socks May Shift into Neon

We can't say for certain, but our team of experts thinks it's possible. Maybe.

Socks to Turn Brown and Make You Question Reality

It's a possibility. Don't @ us.