Welcome to the Upgrade Firmware Beta, where the thrill of potentially bricking your device is only matched by the agony of realizing you're stuck with a 2GB RAM limit.
Don't worry, it's not all bad! You'll be treated to a series of experimental features, including but not limited to:
We're proud to announce that our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have worked tirelessly to bring you the most beta experience you'll ever have. And by "tirelessly," we mean they worked for 5 hours, had a 30-minute break, and then left for happy hour.
Our firmware has a 100% chance of failing to load, but don't worry, it's just a minor setback! Our team is on it.
Because who needs consistency, anyway?
We're working on it. In the meantime, why not check out our other subpages?