By Urine McUranium, Master Thief and Gentleman
It was a dark and stormy night. The moon was full, the cats were asleep, and I had a plan.
I snuck into the Uranium Depository, dodging guards and laser beams with ease, and made off with the world's most valuable substance.
But little do they know, I've been using the uranium to power my disco party machine.
Want to see the party in all its glory? Check out the Uranium Disco!
Or, if you're more interested in the art of uranium heisting, read the manual for more information.
But be warned: the manual is highly confidential and comes with a strong warning about the dangers of radiation poisoning.
Or, if you just want to see a picture of the uranium, here it is!
