Uranium Blast is a high-energy, high-impact sports drink designed for the most adventurous, radiation-hardened athletes. It's like Red Bull, but with a radioactive twist.
Uranium Blast is completely safe... for those who can handle the radiation poisoning. Just kidding! We have rigorous testing protocols in place to ensure that our drink won't turn you into a glowing, green, radioactive mess.
You can purchase Uranium Blast online, but only through our highly-secure, top-secret, government-approved website. Don't try to order it elsewhere, or you'll be risking your life.