Weather Forecast: Because You Clearly Need Help Making Decisions
Forecast for the Cautiously Employed: Because You Never Know Who Might Get Laid Off
Sunburn Forecast for the Slightly Sun-Sensitive: Because SPF is for Suckers
Umbrella Recommendations for the Chronically Rain-Soaked: Because You Never Know When the Sky Will Suddenly Turn into a Toilet Bowl
Forecast for the Weather-Phobic: A World Without Weather, Because That's Just Better