Welcome, fellow humans, to the official Scapegoat Snack Co.! We've been serving up tasty, crunchy treats for the weary scapegoat in your life.
Our snacks are carefully crafted to distract from the crushing existential dread that comes with being a scapegoat. Made with love and a hint of despair.
Try our newest flavor: "Scapegoat Supreme" - a delightful blend of stale hay and desperation.
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