Using the perfect amount of grammar is a delicate art. It's like the Goldilocks of linguistic balance. Too little and you end up with a sentence that's as useful as a Ouija board in a hurricane. Too much and you sound like a pompous professor who's more concerned with being right than being understood.
But, of course, finding the perfect balance is a matter of personal taste. Some people prefer their grammar like a warm hug, all cozy and comforting. Others like it like a sharp slap in the face, a wake-up call to the senses.
So, what's your preference? Do you like your grammar like a fine wine, slowly improving with age, or do you prefer it like a loud, obnoxious trombone – a jarring, attention-grabbing cacophony that demands to be heard?