Supreme Council Statements

Resolution 3456: On the Importance of Socks

Whereas, the Council has taken note of the recent proliferation of missing socks in the land; Be it known that all citizens are required to wear matching socks in public at all times.

Decree 1234: On the Right to Nap

Whereas, the citizens of this land are entitled to rest; Be it decreed that all citizens shall have the right to take a three-hour nap on Wednesdays.