Step 1: Optimizing Happiness requires a deep understanding of the fundamental forces that govern the universe. This includes but is not limited to: the laws of physics, the principles of psychology, and the art of making a really good cup of coffee.
First, let us consider the concept of "happiness" itself. Is it not a mere illusion, a fleeting distraction from the crushing despair of existence? Or is it a fundamental aspect of the human experience, a wellspring of meaning and purpose in an otherwise meaningless world?
Our first exercise in this course will be to design and build a Happiness Engine, a device capable of harnessing the very fabric of reality itself to generate an endless supply of joy and contentment.
And for those of you who are feeling overwhelmed, don't worry, we have an appendix for that.