Salad of Utopia
A mix of the rarest, most exotic, and most sentient of fruits and vegetables. Includes a dash of unicorn tears and a pinch of utopian magic. Serve with a side of self-sustaining, carbon-neutral, and completely-not-made-of-actual-materials dressing.
Quantum Utopia Pizza
A pizza that defies the laws of physics and culinary logic. Topped with a slice of quantum entanglement, a dash of utopian hope, and a sprinkle of completely-not-made-of-this-earth-matter cheese.
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