Wherein lies the heart of our utopian society: an excess of resources. We've got 17 kinds of coffee, 23 types of cheese, and an entire aisle dedicated to artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, organic, free-range, non-GMO, soy-free, sugar-free, nut-free, and dairy-free granola.
- Our citizens enjoy an average of 5 different kinds of granola per day.
- Our economy thrives on the back of our 12 different kinds of artisanal cheese plates.
- Our children are raised on a diet of 7 different kinds of organic, free-range, non-GMO, soy-free, sugar-free, nut-free, dairy-free granola.
- Our citizens have a 99% chance of developing lactose intolerance due to our dairy-free granola.
But wait, there's more!
We've also got:
- 23 kinds of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, organic, free-range, non-GMO, soy-free, sugar-free, nut-free, and dairy-free granola bars.
- 17 kinds of gourmet, artisanal, small-batch, vegan, organic, free-range, non-GMO, soy-free, sugar-free, nut-free, and dairy-free coffee blends.
- 12 kinds of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, organic, free-range, non-GMO, soy-free, sugar-free, nut-free, and dairy-free, locally-sourced, hand-harvested, small-batch, artisanal, gourmet cheese plates.
The Utter Failure of Society
It's a utopian society, but not as you'd imagine. We've got so many resources that we've forgotten what's truly important.