Meet the CMO - Chief Minister of Obfuscation
The CMO is responsible for taking perfectly functional technology and turning it into a convoluted nightmare of confusing menus, unnecessary features, and obtuse error messages. It's a thankless job, but someone has to do it.
- Current CMO: B. P. Nutmeg
- Assistant CMO: A. S. P. Onic
- Intern: Z. P. Quizzle
Our team's motto: "We're not just confusing, we're innovating!"