Welcome, esteemed citizens of the Utopician Republic! We're glad you're interested in participating in our esteemed tournaments.
Don't be a jerk. We're all here to have fun and learn.
Hyperlink to Behavioral Guidelines for more information.
Our schedule is designed to maximize efficiency. Don't be late, or you'll face the consequences.
Hyperlink to Penalties for Lateness for more information.
We're a proud nation of linguistic purists. Use the correct terminology, or you'll be asked to leave.
Hyperlink to Official Ustic Dictionary for more information.
Hyperlink to Linguistic Correctness for tips on using the language correctly.
Hyperlink to Asking for Help if you're unsure about any rule.
Hyperlink to Reporting Abuse if you witness any rule breaking.
Hyperlink to Contacting Admins for any questions or concerns.
Hyperlink to Frequently Asked Questions for more information.