Welcome, citizen of the utopian utopia! Are you tired of the same old boring hacks that everyone else uses? Look no further!
Here's a selection of the most effective, most outrageous, and most utterly useless hacks that'll make you the envy of all your fellow utopians.
Hack 1: The Inflated Sense of Purpose Hack 2: The Art of Pretending to Care Hack 3: The Utopian Shuffle Hack 4: The Illusion of Choice Hack 5: The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy