Utopianifestations: Commandments 5

And lo, the 5th commandment of Utopia: "Thou shalt not wear pleated pants."

For in Utopia, comfort is for the weak. We shall not be swayed by the soft, pastel hues of conformity.

And remember, in Utopia, fashion is not just a form of self-expression, it's a matter of life and death.