Testimonials
5/5 stars - Would bite again!
"I was a bit hesitant at first, but the whole 'living forever' thing has been a real game-changer. The customer service is top-notch, too - they're always available to answer my eternal questions." - Count Dracula
1/5 stars - Bloodsucker!
"I asked them to just give me a simple garlic-free salad, and they tried to turn me into a vampire. Not cool, guys. I'll stick to Yelp from now on." - A Vampire's Disgruntled Customer
4/5 stars - Not as good as the in-flight magazine, but still a good read!
"I was a bit underwhelmed by the whole 'blood-soaked in darkness' atmosphere, but the free parking was a nice touch. Maybe next time, guys, add some actual parking spots?" - A Vampire's Slightly Disappointed Customer