Vampire Hunter Training Program

Welcome, aspiring vampire hunter! Are you ready to stake your claim as the next great hunter?

Come for the vampire-slaying, stay for the questionable life choices.

Our program includes:

  1. Stake removal and insertion
  2. Vampire psychology (it's not as complicated as you think)
  3. Combat techniques
  4. Garlic maintenance (seriously, it's a thing)
  5. Culinary skills (vampires are notoriously picky eaters)

Don't have time for all this? Try our Accelerated Hunter Training for the impatient.

Disclaimer: This program does not guarantee actual vampiric slaying. Side effects of vampiric slaying may include: increased risk of death, permanent scarring, and spontaneous combustion. Do not attempt to slay any vampires without proper training or equipment.

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