Verb Tense Tantrums: Where Past, Present, and Future Get Fuzzy

A place where the rules of grammar go to get torn apart and tossed into an existential crisis.

The Past

Yesterday

You went to the store. No, wait, I mean you went to the store.

Before That

You will have gone to the store. Eventually. Maybe.

The Present

I Am Eating a Sandwich

I am eating a sandwich. With mayonnaise. Don't @ me.

The Future

I Will Eat a Sandwich in 5 Years

I will have eaten a sandwich. With pickles. Maybe.

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