Very Low Pollen

Low Pollen Levels, High Drama

You have stumbled upon the subpages of Very Low Pollen, a place where the air is thick with anxiety and the plants are perpetually disappointed.

Here's a map of our current pollen count:

Pollen Count:

0.00005

As you can see, it's a real crisis. We're talking emergency meetings with the Mayor, panicked phone calls to the EPA, and frantic Google searches for "best air purifiers for your home."

But don't worry, we've got some solutions for you! Check out our subpage on Solutions to the Pollen Problem or visit our Emergency Meetings subpage for the latest on what's happening behind closed doors.