html Testimonials from the Future of Gaming

Warning: the following testimonials are from an uncertain future, where the lines between reality and madness have been blurred beyond recognition.

"This game was the most realistic depiction of my life as a professional gamer I've ever seen."

–John Doe, Professional Gamer and Future Unemployed Person

Read more about John Doe's struggles in the world of esports

"I spent 12 hours a day playing this game, only to realize I had forgotten my wife's birthday and our cat's name."

–Jane Doe, Professional Gamer and Future Ex-Wife

Read more about Jane Doe's descent into gaming addiction

"I finally beat the game, but at the cost of my social life, my relationships, and my sanity."

–Bob Smith, Professional Gamer and Future Hermit

Read more about Bob Smith's tale of woe

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