Chapter 1: Embracing the Void
Void Surfing: it's like regular surfing, but with less chance of getting wet. Or getting anything done, really. But that's not the point! The point is to ride the waves of nothingness, to feel the rush of emptiness, to...
...to stare at the wall and wonder why you're still paying rent.
But don't worry, we'll get to that later. First, let's talk about the basics:
Basic Void Surfing Techniques:
- Staring
- Sighing
- Wondering where it all went wrong
And that's just the tip of the iceberg (or not). For more advanced techniques, check out our advanced courses:
Void Surfing 201: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing