The Great Wardrobe Malfunction of 2022

It all started on a typical Tuesday afternoon. The fabric was in disarray, the threads were fraying, and the seams were bursting at the seams. It was a catastrophe of epic proportions.

As I stood amidst the rubble, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all. The pants were literally falling apart, and the shirt was hanging by a thread (literally).

But then, something strange happened. A button popped into place, and the wardrobe was fixed.

Or so I thought.

It turns out, the real malfunction was only just beginning.