Warning:æk Wardrobe malfunctions can lead to serious consequences, including but not limited to: public shaming, loss of social standing, and irreversible emotional scarring.
A spill on your shirt is the most basic level of wardrobe malfunction, but don't be fooled - it's a slippery slope, folks.
Prevention is key, so be careful with that coffee, wine, and/or eggnog.
Act fast! Grab a cloth, blot, and pray for the best.