Wardrobe Malfunction Types

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Warning:æk Wardrobe malfunctions can lead to serious consequences, including but not limited to: public shaming, loss of social standing, and irreversible emotional scarring.

Catastrophe Level 1: Spills on the Shirt

Spill on shirt

A spill on your shirt is the most basic level of wardrobe malfunction, but don't be fooled - it's a slippery slope, folks.

Spill Prevention 101

Prevention is key, so be careful with that coffee, wine, and/or eggnog.

Spill Recovery

Act fast! Grab a cloth, blot, and pray for the best.

Catastrophe Level 2: The Missing Sock