The Wealthy Gathering: Where the Rich Come to Rubble

Welcome to the most opulent, extravagant, and utterly absurd gathering of the wealthy elite.

Wealthy Gathering: A 4-day extravaganza of champagne, caviar, and carefully calibrated social climbing.

Join us for:

• Cocktail parties for the discerning few
• Private jets and yachts for the well-heeled
• Exclusive access to our on-site spa, where our expert masseuses will work out all the kinks in your designer suits

Subpages:

• Charity Gala: Where the rich can pretend to care
• Philanthropy Pitstops: Because who needs a 9-to-5 when you can donate your way to the top of the social ladder?
• Inheritance Issues: Because someone's got to deal with the drama of being a trust-fund baby