The Wednesday Blues

A History of Betsy's Existential Crises

Betsy woke up this morning feeling like a sentient piece of toast. She stared at herself in the mirror and wondered, "Is this all there is?"

She spent the day questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. She even started to think that maybe she's just a simulation.

But then she saw a cat. A beautiful, majestic cat with eyes like sapphires and fur like silk. And Betsy thought, "Wait a minute, maybe the meaning of life isn't just about existing, but about existing in wonder."

Read more about Betsy's Epiphany and how she discovered the secret to finding meaning in a meaningless world.

Or, if you're feeling extra existential, you can take a quantum leap into the unknown and see where the rabbit hole takes you.