Celebrity Museums

Today's Top Story

Local artist Local Artist Goes Bonkers, 32, just went on a 10-hour painting binge, producing 47 works in under an hour. The artist's agent has confirmed that the works are "not actually good."

Celebrity Artifacts

1. Monsieur Bourgeois' Masterpiece - A 6ft tall statue of the artist's cat, which is actually just a pile of trash with some paint on it.
2. Le Grande Faux Pas - A 10ft long, neon pink, 3D-printed replica of the Eiffel Tower, because that's exactly what the world needs.
3. Untitled (Still Life) - A 4ft by 8ft canvas with 17 different shades of beige, because who needs actual art?

Upcoming Exhibitions

• Monsieur Bourgeois Opens New Exhibition, featuring 1000 identical paintings of his cat, on the 15th of next month.

Latest News

We have it on good authority that Celebrity Museums Slams Artist For Being Pretentious.