Sudden death is not just a medical condition, but a lifestyle choice.
Think of it as the ultimate form of minimalism.
No more worrying about rent or student loans.
No more in-laws.
No more mornings.
Prophets of Doom, the world's leading experts on Sudden Death, have weighed in:
"Sudden death is not just a fate, it's a statement." - Professor Doomius Maximus
"We're not just dying, we're unapologetically dying." - Dr. Doomalia Sudden