Warning: Scalp Massages are highly addictive. Proceed with caution.
Benefits of Scalp Massages:
- Reduced stress, increased relaxation. Because who doesn't love a good excuse to do nothing?
- Improved mood, courtesy of the soothing sounds of your own voice whining about your job?
- Enhanced cognitive function, thanks to the stimulation of your brain's default setting: "What were we just thinking about?"
Step 1: Find a qualified Scalp Massage Therapist. Don't worry, they won't judge you for having a scalp full of dandruff.
Step 2: Lie down, get comfortable, and let the magic happen.
Step 3: Enjoy the sensation of a thousand tiny fingers massaging your scalp, while silently wondering if this is what your therapist's insurance covers.
Common Scalp Massage Techniques:
- The Scalp-Exorcist: a deep tissue technique for removing pesky thoughts.
- The Hair-Raising: a gentle scalp massage for when you need a pick-me-up.
- The Dandruffy-Detox: a thorough cleanse for those with, uh, "issues."
For more information on Advanced Scalp Massage Techniques, visit Scalp Massages/Advanced Techniques.