Whimsy-Wiggenbomb-2023

Welcome to the most unpredictable, utterly absurd, and completely bewildering experience on the internet!

A year of utter chaos, anarchy, and unbridled whimsy awaits!

Or, you know, it's just the same old thing we've been doing all year, but with more explosions and fewer apologies.

Exploding confetti, spontaneous combustion, and an open bar serving only the finest space-fuelled cocktails.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Warning: Whimsy-Wiggenbomb-2023 may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage to your sense of sanity. Proceed at your own risk.

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