The Whimsy Theory

A Treatise on the Art of Procrastination

In the esteemed tradition of great thinkers, we've come to a groundbreaking conclusion: doing nothing is, in fact, the key to everything.

Our research has shown that the optimal amount of time spent on the couch, binge-watching cat videos, is directly correlated with an increased sense of existential dread and a decreased likelihood of productivity.

And so, we invite you to join us in exploring the uncharted territories of the 'whimsy theory' – a philosophy that defies the constraints of reason and plunges headfirst into the abyss of laziness.

Continue to Subpage 3: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing