Whisker Warranty Terms & Conditions

Article I: Whisker Warranty Preamble

Our Whisker Warranty promises to provide you with the most purr-ominoes service, but don't quote me on that. You're on your own, cat.

Article II: Whisker Warranty Obligations

We, Whisker Warranty, promise to not, under any circumstances, run out of catnip. But, no promises about laser pointers or feather wands.

Article III: Whisker Warranty Limitations

We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive cat hair shedding or spontaneous napping. You're on your own with that one.