Whisker Wax FAQ

Q: What is Whisker Wax?

Whisker Wax is a mystical substance that makes your whiskers grow faster, stronger, and smell like a mix of lavender and rainbows.

Q: Is Whisker Wax safe for cats?

No, it's only for humans. Cats are already perfect just the way they are. Don't even think about it.

See our special formula for cats, but don't say we didn't warn you

Q: Can I use Whisker Wax on my eyebrows?

Only if you want to be known as the most adventurous person at the beach. Proceed with caution (and a strong sense of self-awareness).

Read about our brave eyebrow pioneers

Q: Is Whisker Wax a real thing?

We're not saying it's not real, we're just not saying it is.

Explore our vast collection of denial-of-reality literature