Why Bubblesort is like my social life:

It starts at the top, slowly moves down the list, making a big show out of nothing, and then repeats itself ad nauseam.

Just like how I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle of Tinder matches, awkward small talk, and unfulfilled promises.

And just when you think it's over, it pops back up to the top and starts all over again, only to get stuck in a infinite loop of "maybe we can be more than just friends."

It's like, I'm just a bubble in a vast ocean of disappointment and unrequited love.

But hey, at least I'm not getting worse at it, right?