Why Doesn't Everyone Like Sneakers? - A Subpage for the Perplexed

It's a question that's been plaguing the minds of sneaker enthusiasts, casual fans, and their mothers for decades. "Why doesn't everyone like sneakers?" It's a mystery that has left us all scratching our heads.

Well, let's break it down:

They're just too loud. I mean, who needs that much flair in their lives?
They're too expensive. I mean, who needs to spend their entire paycheck on a pair of limited edition Yeezys?
They're just too... much. I mean, have you seen the lines at the Supreme store?

But, for those of us who do love sneakers, it's because:

They're a work of art. I mean, who wouldn't want to own a piece of art that's also a comfortable pair of shoes?
They're a status symbol. I mean, who doesn't want to show off their wealth and success with a fresh pair of Jordans?
They're just plain fun. I mean, who doesn't want to express themselves with a bright pink Yeezy?

So, if you're still confused, let's break it down further:

Why Don't Sneakers Make Sense? - For those who are still lost in the world of sneaker logic.

Why Sneakers Are Like Memes - For those who understand, but still can't explain.

What to Buy When You Lose Your Sneakers - For those who have lost their way in the sea of sneakers.