You see, using a shovel is not just a mundane task. No, no. It's an art. A delicate dance of precision and finesse. A symphony of digging and scooping. And let's be real, who needs that much precision and finesse when you're just digging up a few weeds or moving a pile of dirt?
That's why we've put together this exhaustive guide on why not to use a shovel. Because, trust us, you won't be needing that shovel much longer.
Shovel Not So Fine | Because who needs a fine shovel, anyway?
Shovel Is a Tool | A tool for the lazy, the inept, and the utterly useless.
Why Not Just Use Our Hands? | A more intimate, hands-on approach to digging and scooping.