At Our Parent Corp, we take pride in our overcharging. It's a tradition that dates back to the days of our founding, when our great-grandfather, Barnaby P. McSnively, decided that charging an arm and a leg for everything would be a great way to ensure the long-term stability of the company. And by "long-term stability", we mean "a bunch of fat cats sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere".
But it's not just about the rent, folks. We also factor in the cost of Our Lobbying Fees Are Through The Roof, not to mention the price of Our Lobbyist Is a Sadistic Lobbyist. And let's be real, have you seen the cost of living around here? Our Local Government is a Sadistic Lobbyist in its own right.
So the next time you're wondering why our prices are so high, just remember: it's not just about us, it's about the entire ecosystem of overcharging that we're embedded in.
Want to see more about our pricing model? Our Pricing Model is a Sadistic Thing.