Chapter 1: The Art of Wobble-Ritos

Cooking with unpredictable results can be a real adventure! Our first recipe is a classic Wobble-Rito that's sure to... well, not quite do what you expected.

Ingredients:

1 cup of mayonnaise (weirdly, this works)

2 cups of chopped up pickles (the kind that still make you pucker up)

1/4 cup of ketchup (just for the fun of it all)

1/4 cup of wasabi mayonnaise (optional, but highly recommended for added chaos)

Instructions:

Mix the mayonnaise with the chopped up pickles in a bowl. Stir until you get tired of the taste, then just stop.

Next, add the ketchup and mayonnaise mixture to a pan over medium heat. Stir until it forms a sticky mess that will haunt your taste buds forever.

Finally, if you're feeling brave, add a splash of wasabi mayonnaise. Stir until your taste buds cry for mercy.

And there you have it! A dish that will make you wonder why you even started.

Try our Wobble-Rito Sauce for a condiment that's sure to make you question your life choices.

Or, for a change of pace, check out our Wobble-Burger for a meal that's all about the art of the unexpected.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Wobble-Rito Pizza - because why not?