Today's Wobble Index:
42.5% chance of wobbling today, 27.1% chance of wobbling tomorrow.
Current wobble frequency: 11 wobbles per hour.
Top Wobble Offenders:
- Bob Smith: 5 wobbles in the last hour
- Jane Doe: 3 wobbles in the last 5 minutes
- John Wobbleton: 2 wobbles in the last 2 seconds