Wobble-Tips: Because You Clearly Need Help with Your Life

Tip 1: How to Properly Wobble a Chair

Step 1: Find a chair that is not bolted to the floor.

Step 2: Wobble the chair with all your might, but not too hard, or you'll break it.

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Tip 2: How to Make the Perfect Wobble-rito

Step 1: Fill a tortilla with cheese, meat, and regret.

Step 2: Wobble the tortilla with a spatula, but not too hard, or you'll spill the whole thing.

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Tip 3: How to Wobble a Wobble-ometer

Step 1: Build a wobble-ometer using a toaster, a toaster oven, and a can of spray cheese.

Step 2: Wobble the wobble-ometer with a mallet, but not too hard, or you'll break the toaster.

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