Woolly Bear Politics 2023: A Guide to Fuzzy Decision Making
A satirical look at the absurdities of modern politics, served with a side of fluff.
Our Platform
We believe in the power of fluffy decision making. That's why our platform includes:
- More napping in Congress
- Free hugs for all citizens
- A national ban on all smooth fonts
- Mandatory daily cookie breaks
Learn more about Fluffy Foreign Policy
Our Candidates
We have a team of candidates who embody the spirit of woolly bear politics:
- Barry the Bunny: Our leader on Foreign Policy
- Sally Squishy: Our champion for Social Justice
- Benny the Bear: Our voice for Environmental Issues
Meet the team