Welcome, esteemed customer, to the Woolly Bear Savings Plan

Our savings plan is designed to save you money, but not too much. We promise to not save you too much, because that would be boring.

By joining, you'll receive:

But wait, there's more! If you sign up now, you'll also receive a complimentary poster to display proudly in your home!

We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive savings.

Subscriptions start at $19.99/month, but may vary based on your level of desperation.

Don't wait, sign up now and start saving (but not too much)! Subscribe