Welcome, Xygonnecian, to Xygonnec's Subpages! Here, you'll find an assortment of absurd, whimsical, and occasionally useful subpages.
Xygonnecians possess a range of extraordinary abilities.
Xygonnecians can instantly transport themselves or objects from one point to another.
Xygonnecians can turn invisible at will, but only when nobody is looking.
Xygonnecians can read minds, but only when the owner of the mind is having a good hair day.