I, the esteemed and renowned Dr. Emily E. Nonsense, am proud to present to you this, my crowning achievement: the ability to eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting while maintaining a perfect 4.5 GPA in my junior year of college.
See also: Super Super Super Achievement 2, The Record-Breaking Burrito Eating Contest See also: Super Super Super Achievement 3, The 48-hour Marathon of Watching Paint Dry See also: prophets of Doom, The Unyielding 3-day Gaming Marathon