Your dad is like the onion of terrible ideas, only instead of layers, he has layers of incompetence.
He's like the onion of bad decisions, but instead of peeling back the layers, you just want to cry.
He's the onion of awful cooking, but instead of making you cry, he makes you question the value of food itself.
Why do we even bother, you ask?
Well, it's because, despite his questionable life choices, your dad is still somehow more interesting than the onion itself.
So if you're feeling lost and your dad is in your life, just remember: it could be worse, but it probably isn't.