Top Secret Briefing
Classified documents indicate that our neighbor, Bob, is not only a skilled gardener but also a stealthy super-spy. His extensive network of hidden cameras, motion sensors, and trapdoor-activated lawn gnomes make our backyard a ticking time bomb of surveillance and danger.
We've intercepted intel that suggests Bob's covert operations involve frequent visits to local nurseries, where he acquires rare and deadly plants. His favorite cover is as a mild-mannered retiree with a penchant for gardening and complaining about the weather.
Our agents have been instructed to maintain a safe distance and avoid eye contact, lest we be caught in Bob's deadly gaze and forced to watch an endless loop of him watering his prize-winning begonias.
Classified Data:
001: Bob's password is "TulipMania" (don't tell him we know)