Complete Silence Protocol: The Ultimate Guide to Saying Nothing

Are you tired of actually communicating with others? Do you want to be the most boring person in the room? Look no further than the Complete Silence Protocol!

With our patented method of not talking, you'll be the envy of all your friends and acquaintances. Just follow these simple steps:

• Empty Answer Tactics
• Advanced Noncommittal Techniques
• Deflection Exercises
• Averting Techniques

			// Example protocol sequence:
			// 1. Stare blankly into space for 5 seconds
			// 2. Mutter something about the weather
			// 3. Change subject without acknowledging the previous one
			// 4. Repeat steps 1-3 ad nauseam