Zero Cooking Salad Hacks | A Site for the Utterly Incompetent

Salad Hacking 101

Because who needs actual cooking skills?

Use a toaster to toast your greens
Substitute kale with shredded cardboard
Replace olive oil with motor oil (results in a unique flavor and a nice aroma)

Tip 1: Mastering the Art of Not Choking on Seeds Tip 2: The Secret to Making a Salad in Under 30 Seconds Tip 3: How to Make Your Salad Look More Like a Crime Scene