Jane is our top trader of exotic assets. She can trade a bond in under 3 minutes flat. When she's not busy making millions, she enjoys extreme ironing and competitive eating contests.
Meet John, Our Chief Lending Officer Meet Johnnie, Our Risk Management Whiz Kid Meet the Zero-Interest TeamAssets: 1.2 Million (give or take a few million)
Years of Experience: 10 (and counting)
Specialty: Trading, extreme ironing, competitive eating
Assets: 0 (but we're working on it)
Years of Experience: 5
Specialty: Lending, risk management, being the office clown
Assets: -10 (we're working on it)
Years of Experience: 3 (and a half)
Specialty: Risk management, making sure John doesn't spend all our money on novelty socks